{"product_id":"grant-tucker-editor-5000-great-one-liners","title":"Grant Tucker (Editor) - 5000 Great One Liners (2nd Hand Paperback)","description":"\u003ch5\u003eSynopsis\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWhether told in the rugby clubs of Wales or the gentlemen's clubs of London, their sharpness and simplicity unites us all. Short, sweet and wickedly clever, they hold a special place in the annals of comedy, and as the rise of Twitter heralds a resurrection of the art form, there seems no better time to celebrate the immortal one-liner.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn this book, \u003ci\u003eTimes\u003c\/i\u003e diary columnist Grant Tucker does just that, bringing together 5,000 of the funniest one-liners ever told in one definitive volume. Laugh-out-loud funny, \u003ci\u003e5,000 Great One-Liners\u003c\/i\u003e has all the quips, zingers, puns and wisecracks you'll ever need - and a whole lot more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe key to any marriage is spontaneity. You’ve got to be ready to leave at any time.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eA priest, a rabbi and a blind man walk into a bar and the bartender says, 'What is this, some kind of joke?'\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eI got chatting to a lumberjack in a pub. He seemed like a decent feller.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eA neutron walks into a bar and says to the barman, 'How much for a pint?' To which the barman replies, 'For you, no charge.'\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eI'll never forget what my granddad said to me just before he kicked the bucket. He said, 'Grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?'\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eDetails\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFormat : Thick 2nd Hand Paperback\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCondition : Good\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCategory : Non-Fiction - Humorous Non-Fiction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePublished : This Edition 2006 - Biteback Publishing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eISBN : 9781785900242\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSKU : B002558\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePPC : SP350gm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRRP : £9.99\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuantity Available : 1 only.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eExternal Reviews\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"This one of those funny books that promotes thought with twisted one-liners. Yes, it is written in British style but the Brits are funny people. It’s a great book to pick up and put down with no commitment; Whether you read it for two minutes or two hours at a time you don’t have to pick up the plot. Enjoy a chuckle or two as it has many one liners you’d love to try and remember for certain situations..\" -\u003c\/em\u003e Amazon Review.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eThe Editor\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eGrant Tucker is the author of many books including \u003ci\u003eThe Margaret Thatcher Book of Quotations\u003c\/i\u003e. He is the diary columnist on \u003ci\u003eThe Times\u003c\/i\u003e. He lives in London.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Campsie Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39533128745094,"sku":"B002558","price":2.45,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2444\/6393\/products\/Grant-Tucker-5000-Great-One-Liners.jpg?v=1773675004","url":"https:\/\/campsiebooks.com\/products\/grant-tucker-editor-5000-great-one-liners","provider":"Campsie Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}