Roald Dahl - The Twits (New Paperback)
From the World's Number One Storyteller!
Keep your wits, you’re about to meet the Twits!
If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until it gets so ugly you can hardly bear to look at it.
Mr Twit is so disgustingly hairy he even has hair growing out of his nose and he never washes; his beard is full of all manner of revolting things like mouldy old cornflakes and cheese and he’s pretty nasty to boot. Mrs Twit is no better; she carries a walking stick with which she likes to beat small children and animals and she likes nothing better than to think up nasty tricks to play on Mr Twit.
In fact both Mr and Mrs Twit like to play the worst tricks you can imagine upon each other but one of these days their tricks might just land them in a sticky situation.
Mr and Mrs Twit are extremely nasty, so the Muggle-Wump monkeys and the Roly-Poly bird hatch an ingenious plan to give them just the ghastly surprise they deserve!
- Format : Thinner New Paperback
- Condition : New
- Category : Fiction - Children's Fiction
- Published : 1980 (This Ed. 2018 - Penguin/Puffin)
- ISBN : 9780141365497
- SKU : B001769
- PPC : LL150gm
- RRP : £6.99
- Quantity Available : 1 only.
"A true genius . . . Roald Dahl is my hero" - David Walliams.
"I’d like you to imagine the worst people you can think of, can you do that? Good. Then you’re just about ready to meet The Twits, the nastiest couple you could ever hope (not) to meet." - Google Books.
Roald Dahl was a British novelist, short-story writer, poet, screenwriter, and wartime fighter pilot. His books have sold more than 250 million copies worldwide. Dahl was born in Wales to Norwegian immigrant parents. He served in the Royal Air Force during the Second World War.
Featured Authors . . . Roald Dahl
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